10 paź 2007
5 paź 2007
Life sentece Part #1
Today I open a new cycle of important life sentences. Some of them are really silly, some suprising but all of them are true!!!
I start with an actor: Moritz Bleibtreu who appears in such movies as:
"The Walker"
"Elementarteilchen"
"Munich"
"Das Experiment"
"Lola rennt"
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
I have to say that Mr Moritz surprised me ; )
Since today I will never eat spaghetti without sauce...
Elementary Particles
Based on Michel Houellebecq's controversial novel, this movie focuses on Michael and Bruno, two very different half-brothers and their disturbed sexuality. After a chaotic childhood with a hippie mother only caring for her affairs, Michael, a molecular biologist, is more interested in genes than women, while Bruno is obsessed with his sexual desires, but mostly finds his satisfaction with prostitutes. His pitiful life changes when he gets to know the experienced Christiane. In the meantime, Michael meets Annabelle, the love of his youth, again...
Elementarteilchen
4 paź 2007
How to annoy people in 17 ways...
1. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
2. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
3. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
4. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
5. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
6. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
7. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
9. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
10. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
11. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
12. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
13. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
14. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
15. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
16. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
17. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
Link http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm
2. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
3. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
4. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
5. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
6. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
7. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
9. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
10. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
11. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
12. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
13. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
14. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
15. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
16. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
17. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
Link http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/annoy.cfm
Lola rennt...
There are a lot of directors who impressed me so much that I decided to look for some other movies made by these authors. A few years ago the same thing happend with Tom Tykwer after I saw 'Lola rennt'. Also one of his favourite actress is my beloved Franka Potente, who isn't beautifull but has so exciting face that you won't never forget. She is also special because of her 'different', nonconvencional playing. So, enjoy...
Lola rennt
Heaven
Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
30 wrz 2007
The Zutons - You've got a friend in me
The Zutons are a British band whose music has proved difficult to categorise, and has been described as "psychedelic cartoon punk" with a unique blend of rock pop, jazz, funk, and general eclecticism.And especially this song makes me feel strange...
29 wrz 2007
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28 wrz 2007
Carnal art
Orlan is a performance artist. She works on the status of the body in contemporary society and programs her own mutation by modifying her body and her image. Thanks to artistic and technological media, she uses cosmetic surgery and digital images in new ways.
She makes use of video, digital photography, and surgery. Her body has become the "development and production site" for her artistic operations, inspired by baroque, Greco-Latin, and Pre-Columbian iconography.
Before
During
After
"I have the skin of an angel but I am a jackal.the skin of a crocodile but I am a poodle, the skin of a black person but I am white, the skin of a woman but I am a man; I never have the skin of what I am.There is no exception to the rule because I am never what I have... "
-Eugenie Lemoine-
Luccioni The Dress
Psychoanalitic Essay on the Clothing-
She makes use of video, digital photography, and surgery. Her body has become the "development and production site" for her artistic operations, inspired by baroque, Greco-Latin, and Pre-Columbian iconography.
Before
During
After
"I have the skin of an angel but I am a jackal.the skin of a crocodile but I am a poodle, the skin of a black person but I am white, the skin of a woman but I am a man; I never have the skin of what I am.There is no exception to the rule because I am never what I have... "
-Eugenie Lemoine-
Luccioni The Dress
Psychoanalitic Essay on the Clothing-
27 wrz 2007
now I distinguish a little difference beetwen me and my boss...
After 5 months of hard work I realized today (yes I'm really fast) that I am a tiny screw in a big machine. So a golden sentence for today is: "Don't give up! If you don't mean a lot to yourself you won't mean anything to others!"
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