How to annoy people in 17 ways...

1. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

2. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

3. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

4. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

5. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

6. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

7. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

9. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

10. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

11. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.

12. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

13. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

14. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

15. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

16. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

17. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.

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